How do we love you? Let us count the ways.

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Sonnet 43 - The classic poem by renowned poet, Elizabeth Barrett Browning, tells of a pure and endless love and seems so appropriate for the Love Month of February and Valentines Day. It is probably one of the most quoted love poem ever written, recited by the likes of Bugs Bunny and Roger Rabbit to Jackie Gleason, and now a Medical Cannabis Clinic. Written in the 1860s, the popularity of Browning's sonnet endures through the modern age.

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Valentine’s Day Raffle

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Get in on the Valentine’s Day Raffle, because we have a lot of hidden talent in our ranks at Organtica. We have two employees with the exceptional design eye and years of experience creating flower arrangements, so they will be creation a special arrangement for one lucky patient to win just in time for Valentines Day.

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Custom Orders? You got it!

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“Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, special orders don’t upset us. All we ask is that you let us, serve it your way.” Most of you are too young to remember it, but I’m old…that was a Burger King jingle from the mid ‘70s. I’ve brought it up to remind all our patients that we want you to get the most out of your medical cannabis experience, and we encourage special orders of our CCO Tinctures and Cannabis capsules.

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FLOWER SALE! Flower Power!

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We’re offering a flower special starting on January 30. We played with the name a little, since “Dog Shit” seems a bit contrary to use for a medicinal cannabis strain, and we think Blueberry Slush Puppy works a little better. This strain come to us via Gonzo Seeds, and is a hybrid of Blueberry Dog Shit x Narcoberry x Plushberry.

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Sick As A Dog?

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When they say “I was sick as a dog” they really don’t mean their nose was cold and wet or that their breath smelled like garbage. What they mean is they were really sick and they just want to curl up and have somebody pet their head till they fell asleep. You know, after they took a long hot soak with Organtica Bath ORBS, had a little toast and tea with Organtica Medicated Honey, and then slathered on a little Organtica Bees Wax Salve.

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Showing You How

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 Chances are you are viewing this message on your smartphone. That little device that demands our attention with its odd chirps, beeps, and chimes. Did you know you can transform your smart phone into an educational institution with no major upgrades, physical alterations, or pesky subscription based solutions?

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New Tattoos?

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Did you get a new tattoo or are you planning to get one soon? Well, if so, we have some great news for you! Organtica Bees Wax Salve. Yup, you read correctly; Organtica Bees Wax Salve is great for post tattoo care, because it’s made with all organically produced ingredients that work with your bodies natural healing abilities, so you heal faster and better. 

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Get Moving - Aquatics Make it Easy

Aquatic Therapy

 

I know this seems to be a really weird time of the year to promote jumping in a pool, but I believe it is the perfect time since we have all had a couple of months of eating too much and exercising too little. Many of our patients haven't exercised at all in years and have very good reasons for this lapse in movement, and although not everyone is ready yet, I'm here to encourage you to try something that nearly anyone can do no matter what their disability, will feel great while you're doing it, and will improve quality of life exponentially; Aquatic Therapy. Even if you think you can't do it, you'll be happy to know there are Aquatic programs in our area for just about anyone.

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Annual Renewals?

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When you make the decision to dive deep into the program you'll find yourself emerged in a world of healthy alternatives, rich in tradition and grounded in elements from the Earth. Annual renewals are the instrument for which we are granted the privilege and responsibility that is the world we are emerged.

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Buzz Rocks

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It’s fitting that the first human to put a moon rock in his pocket was named Buzz, right? Learn more exciting, fun filled facts about moon rocks and spooky space exploration at your friendly neighborhood Organtica information station. The more you learn the more you know. The more you know, the smarter you are, and you also may require a larger hat size. Just saying, knowledge is dense man.

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Flu Got You?

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Winter is here... so is the cold and flu season and all the aches and pains associated with it. If you are lucky enough not to catch a cold or the flu, you probably won’t escape the overall body aches and pains if you spend any time in the great outdoors. Good thing we perfected the Organtica Bees Wax salve. Slap it on the parts that hurt, rub it in, and sooth the pain away naturally.

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Ancient Medications

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On or near this day in 1769, Sir Ima Dabalott invented man kind's first ever dab rig. Named after its inventor, the Dabalott, was a modern wonder of hydraulic pressure and cooling capabilities that featured a streamlined, compact design that required no electricity or internal combustion engine to drive its internal workings (thankfully as electricity and the modern motor would be years from inception).  In presentation to kings and noblemen from around the world, Sir Dabalott would fill the glass chamber with 6 liters of fine, sweet American hemp oil, and fill the entire household with thick, sweet smelling smoke and fumes until no light would pass through the thick vapor. What happened after that, we will never know. There is no record of the subsequent findings, only odd drawings, partial song lyrics and a recipe for what can only be described as a medicated meat pie. 

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Under Pressure?

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I’ve heard that a rolling stone gathers no moss, and we all know a body in motion stays in motion. So, it stands to reason that if we just keep moving, pushing forward and bettering ourselves, we avoid the constraints that would bind us to complacency. Be the commander of your destiny, get out there in the world and make it your own. Live, love, share, be the bad ass you were born to be. This is your life, grab it by both horns and move along. 

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Drop ORBS Not Bombs

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Drop ORBS, not bombs. Make love, not war. What are we fighting for? Absolutely nothing, say it again. Wouldn’t it be a wonderful world if instead of dropping smart bombs we dropped bath bombs instead? I mean, with all the bath bombs laying around people would surely be more than tempted to take time out and soak in a nice hot, medicated bath. If you’ve ever tried the Bath ORBS (Overtly Relaxing Bath Salts), you understand it is utterly impossible to be cranky after a good long soak, if you get my drift. 

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We Are The Ocean

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We sent a huge telescope out in space to see how far we could see. It wasn’t until we turned it on ourselves could we see the damage we were inflicting on our planet. It wasn’t until then could we see the impact of our poor decisions and lack of foresight that we knew we had to change our wanting ways of consumption and destruction. This is the only planet we have, let’s keep it nice for the next generation, shall we?

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Stiff As A Robot?

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Robots are generally thought of as stiff because they don’t posses finely articulated joints or a sense of humor, so naturally they wouldn’t benefit from the use of Organtica Bees Wax Salve. Humans on the other, do poses finely articulated joints that are prone to aches and pains, which of course benefit greatly from the repeated use of fine, Organtica Bees Wax Salve. So what about a sense of humor? Robots can’t laugh at themselves, thankfully humans can. Let’s face it, if your joints hurt you can slap on a little Bees Wax Salve and sooth the pain away and you can laugh at yourself because of what you did to make make your joints hurt in the first place. Robots can’t do that (yet). 

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Alien Visitation

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Ever wonder why we haven’t been visited by aliens from advanced civilizations before? Cannabis! Yup, Cannabis! You see any rational civilization would look at our history and standings and come to the same conclusion; we are not ready to be enlightened because we still rage a war on a plant that causes no harm, does so much and gives back more than it takes from the earth. Silly Humans, when are we going to learn?

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Wish Upon A Star

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I wish I may, I wish I might. I wish upon a star tonight. Grant me wisdom and grant me strength that I might not use this frying pan to smote my camping mate for the infraction of forgetting the medibles and hand-crafted flowers on this epic camping date.

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Sweet Flowers Come

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The longer it takes spring to arrive, the sweeter the flowers will smell. No matter how long it feels like it's taking, spring will come, warm breezes will come once more, and we will soon forget the cold nipping at our toes and long nights without end.  For educational purposes, evolve your state of mind at Organtica. Open 7 days a week, 365 days a year.

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Closer To Our Grasp

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There is no amount of effort that will bring the warmer weather closer to our grasp. There are no prayers or atonements that will make the days longer before their due. It’s all about perspective and patience. It’s about being thankful for what we have and taking the time to enjoy this season of change, this time of winter. Grab your loved ones, sit by the fire, and reflect on the good things in life

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Flu Robot (Flubot)?

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The flu has you all like, stiff and sore eh? Suck it up butter cup, the world needs you to report to work and get it done just like all the other responsible humans on the planet. I know, tough love sucks, but it is what it is. But don’t get all depressed and stuff. You realize you have a secret weapon up your sleeve, right? Yeah, I’m talking about Bath ORBS from Organtica. Check your masculinity at the door if you are squeamish about taking bubble baths, this is strictly for people who savor relaxation and crave pain relief. Sick, eh?

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Suppose Dragons

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Do you suppose the Dragons from Game Of Thrones are sitting around some Holly Wood sound studio going, "Yeah man. I would have totally fried them guys, but you know, winter was coming and I had to stay in character otherwise I totally would have had them all like sick, no?”  Winter is coming, educate yourself at the Organtica information and educational center.

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When Stars Collide

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I saw a Bruce Willis movie once. It was about an asteroid on a collision corse with Earth, and the suicide mission to breakup the hurtling rock before it destroys life as we know it. Hollywood aside, if it had been an Organtica moon rock, it would have been no big deal and a simple matter of breaking it up and vaporizing it in a safe manner, under the direct supervision of highly trained professional, such as those at Organtica.

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