On or near this day in 1769, Sir Ima Dabalott invented man kind's first ever dab rig. Named after its inventor, the Dabalott, was a modern wonder of hydraulic pressure and cooling capabilities that featured a streamlined, compact design that required no electricity or internal combustion engine to drive its internal workings (thankfully as electricity and the modern motor would be years from inception). In presentation to kings and noblemen from around the world, Sir Dabalott would fill the glass chamber with 6 liters of fine, sweet American hemp oil, and fill the entire household with thick, sweet smelling smoke and fumes until no light would pass through the thick vapor. What happened after that, we will never know. There is no record of the subsequent findings, only odd drawings, partial song lyrics and a recipe for what can only be described as a medicated meat pie.