What If?

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Funny thought: What if we heard it wrong? What if the monolithic ruins in England was really a stoned hedge? You know, a place where villagers gathered to medicate and get stoned. Think about it. Cannabis has been here long before mankind. It kind of makes sense that the forefathers of the caveman would have discovered cannabis.

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My Friends

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I get by with a little help from my friends. It’s cool because, its a two way street. What comes around goes around. Take a little leave a little. Take only what you need and need what you take. Give all you can to those that need it most. Eat well, sleep good and be a great person.

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Stoner Sloth

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Australian advertising executives conceived the most hilarious anti-cannabis campaign we have ever witnessed. Aimed at keeping youths off the devils lettuce, the spots featured Stoner Sloths as users of cannabis, hopelessly slow, and uncommunicative, due to their liberal usage of the dreded ganja. The over the top refer madness script was meant to drive an anti-drug message, or was it? Come on mate! Even a stoner sloth knows the devils lettuce isn’t going to turn you into a three clawed marsupial.

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In A Relationship

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The way she looks and smells. The way she tastes on my tongue. I knew from the first moment I met her that I was hopelessly in love with Mary Jane. A friend had introduced us when I was very young. We kept in touch over the years, we never really parted. But now that she is back in my life, I never want her to leave. I never want to be apart.

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Goo Goo G'joo

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Bet you got the song rolling around your head right now as you are reading this. I am the egg man. They are the egg men. I am the walrus. Goo Goo G’joo (had to look that last one up, could have sworn was coo, coo, c’choo).

Enjoy the song, play it all day long.

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Co-workers PTSD

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Ever had one of those days where you just look at your co-workers and wonder “how do you still have a job?” It’s like my Grandma used to say “Patience.” We can’t all be blessed.” She was right. My other Grandma was right too. She used to say “Stupid is as stupid does.” Fuck ‘em if they can’t take a joke.” Yeah, I miss my Grandmas. So right.

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Forefathers Knew Hemp

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We all know our forefathers knew the value of sweet hemp. Benjamin Franklin, for example, was an avid fan and consumer of the cannabis he grew on his farm. How else could you explain his suggestion of naming the national bird the Turkey over the Bald Eagle? One is the iconic symbol of freedom and supreme bad assness. The other is really good with stuffing, mashed potatoes and gravy (oh, and some green bean casserole, cranberries, sweet potatoes, rolls and some really good wine- did I miss anything?). Just saying, somebody had the munchies that day.

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Inner Space

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It costs billions of dollars to explore the outer reaches of space. Mankind has devoted generations of researchers, scientists and explorers to help us understand our place in the universe. What about inner space exploration? Take a little time out of your day and explore the inner space of your mind. Give yourself permission to let your imagination run wild or just stop for a moment and contemplate your place in the world, plot your next course or just sit back and have a conversation with the spiders. It’s all good. It’s your inner space. Medical cannabis can help you get there.

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Travel Plans?

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Planning a trip? When I travel across this great state, I always make sure to follow all state laws and pack plenty of medical cannabis with me. Let’s be real; traveling can be stressful, you want to get where you’re going so you can relax, take care of business and do the things you travelled to do. Medical cannabis can help with this. Just make sure you don’t burn through all of your stash before takeoff.

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Lady Bug

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As a child the mental image I had of lady bugs is they were just that; Ladies. The thought never occurred to me that there are male lady bugs and female lady bugs. I had wrongly assumed they were all female. That blackmarket brick weed? It aint medical cannabis. While it may not always be easy to see the difference, there is a difference. and when you look close, the difference is plain as day.

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That Smile

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Come on, face it. When you are having a really tough day sometimes an unexpected smile can make a huge difference. Makes no difference if it’s a man, woman, child, friend or complete stranger. A smile is a smile and, its contagious so, make like the Frank’s Hot Sauce commercials and put that shit on everything.

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That Spare Change?

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Seriously… Reach into your couch right now and I’ll bet you find some loose change, right? It’s like socks that disappear in the laundry. Where do they go, where does the change come from? What if, the change is from spiders, just trying to pay their fair share of the rent? And the socks?

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I Choose Cannabis

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I choose medical cannabis because it works for me. I choose Organtica because I regard quality, organically produced medical cannabis as my medicinal solution. Stop by the Organtica dispensary clinic at 4001 Menaul BLVD NE Albuquerque, NM 87110 weekdays 10:00 - 7:00, Saturday 10:00 - 5:00 and Sunday 12:00 - 5:00. Open 365 day a year.

 

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In A Fishbowl

Think outside your fishbowl

 

If you've have ever fought the heavy fog of painkillers, you probably know the feeling of being in a fishbowl all too well. Its kind of like a heavy distorted view of the world where every movement is met with resistance, every reaction is slowed down to a dream like pace. Its one you can never catch up to or, get ahead of. You are just there trying to scream, when only bubble come out. distorted sounds and muffled noises, jumbled thoughts and disjointed emotions. Did you know medical cannabis can help with this?

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Dragons At Bay

Keep your dragons at bay

 

I used to be a dragon slayer when I was a kid. My imaginary dragons and I would battle for days at a time. It was a simple time of childhood imagination and exploration of self empowerment. All these years later, and the dragons are still here. In my adult life however, they have changed to PTSD and Chronic Pain, and I have come to the realization that they can no longer be destroyed. They are ingrained and a permanent part of my life now. These dragons are here to stay, it's my charge to keep them at bay.

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Chocolate

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 “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.” 

― Charles M. Schulz

Just saying, we have something incredible coming up. If you love really good chocolate that melts on the pallet and is void of the usual bitter taste of medicated chocolates, you need to check out the Chocolate Medibles at Organtica, coming soon.

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